Peanut Butter and Jelly, Unsafe at Any Speed


This is from the Chippewa Valley Century ride again.  This was at the last pit stop before the finish.  The Chippewa Valley Century ride is awesome for a lot of reasons.  One of those reasons is that it has food stops with cookies, Gatorade and Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches.


I tell ya, when you pull in at the end of a three hour bike ride, it's impressive how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches you can eat.  I don't know if it was just a side effect of a warm day, or a long period of inactivity, but I came into that pit stop HUNGRY.

I literally wiped out an entire family of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.  I ate the grandma peanut butter and jelly, the mom and pop peanut butter and jelly, and all three of the little peanut butter and jelly kids.  I felt good about dominating the peanut butter and jelly family because I sure as heck can't dominate anything on my bicycle.

The only way it could have been better is if somebody had stuck some extra nacho flavor Doritos into the sandwiches to give you that "CRUNCH!" sound that is reminiscent of cracking bones.  Yummmm...makes bike riding worthwhile.

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